The Godless, Baby-Killing Sodomite

What’s the sound of two attention whores in a middle school girls’ bathroom?

I promise this is the last time I ever mention either Bill O’Reilly or Ann Coulter ever again.  But probably not.

The latest trend of the crazies is to claim to be victims.  Remember how they used to mock us for being victims all the time?  Things were so much simpler then. . .

Let’s start with Ann Coulter, the pretty pundit who we would like to bang if only we thought she believed in birth control (and maybe if she wasn’t a Nazi).  Coulter appeared on CBS’s The Early Show with Harry Smith yesterday to promote her new book that she plagarized from a 72 year old white supremacist living in the Mississippi wilderness.  Her main argument (and I use the word “argument” loosely) is that liberals have used their self-identified victimhood to attack conservatives, the real victims.  You can start laughing now.

SMITH: You don’t think as an African-American, that he [Obama] was at some greater risk?

COULTER: No, I do not. Because every presidential assassin — or attempted presidential assassin in the history of the nation has either been a liberal, a communist, an anarchist, someone on the left, or there were two who had no politics whatsoever unless you count John Hinckley, who is certifiably insane. So, you know, we have-

SMITH: Which goes back — which goes back to — to your basic point that everything that’s wrong with America is the left’s fault.

COULTER: No, I have — I wouldn’t have mentioned that all these presidential assassins were anarchists, communists, liberals, they were some form of, you know, basically Obama’s base, other than the fact that everyone keeps talking about Obama being at some unique risk. Well, I’m sorry, Sean Hannity’s at greater risk. Rush Limbaugh’s at greater risk. I promise you George Bush is at greater risk. He has been physically attacked two weeks ago. There’s a book fantasizing about George Bush’s assassination. There’s a movie — a documentary fantasizing about George Bush’s assassination. And there are more hits on going Google for Obama and assassination than Bush and assassination. So maybe we can stop talking about the threat of right-wing violence in a country that is teeming with left-wing violence.

Let me stop you there, Ann.  Sean Hannity has never had a group of rednecks arrested for plotting his assassination.  Rush Limbaugh has never had a song written about him titled, “Rush the Magic Cracker.”  And George Bush — George Bush had a shoe thrown at him from a newly liberated Iraqi.

The crazies have been in charge of this show for the past 233 years.  Gay marriage, abortion, prostitution, and marijuana still aren’t allowed in every single state in the US of A.  “In God We Trust” is still on our money, for Batman ’s sake!  And yet, there’s some sort of left-wing conspiracy, out to maintain the status quo of sex in schools and socialists in the White House.

Carve a B on your face and cry me a river.

And I know — I know – I’m attacking Ann Coulter now.  I’m playing the who’s-more-of-a-victim game.  But come on.  She started it.

SMITH: Here’s — here’s my only other serious point. You talk about victims and victimhood in America, which I think is a serious problem. On the other hand, the more I listen to your complaints, the more I kept thinking, well, you’re the whiner. You’re the one who’s claiming victimhood here. That you’re the victim of this great left-wing conspiracy-

COULTER: No, I’m not, but there are real victims.

SMITH: -if there was a real live left-wing conspiracy, how do you account for a Republican president being elected and then realizing it?

COULTER: It’s amazing, it happens because of the great wisdom of the American people. But the point is, I’m not saying I am the victim. I’m saying that by playing victim, real victims are created. You have millions of unborn babies. They are — they are real victims. You have the Duke lacrosse players, real victims. You have George Bush, the most persecuted, attacked, and assassination movies and books, president I think since Richard Nixon, you have Joe McCarthy, you have Robert Bork, you have Tom Delay. Everyone was identified as an oppressor — Sarah Palin-

Stop!  Stop, stop, stop!

Oy.  You can read the full transcript of the interview here , but I don’t recommend it.  I’ll put the rest of the crazies in their place tomorrow.  Until then, I have an unborn baby to kill.

Let’s talk about World War III .

Palestinians are killing Israelis and Israelis are killing Palestinians.  People are angry, they’re passionate, they’re seeking answers.  This is good.  But they cannot be looking for a scapegoat, for someone to blame.  We all keep saying we want peace, but we can never get there if we keep pointing fingers.

What I mean is, Israel can be told to chill out a little, but there’s a thin line between protesting Israel and protesting Jews.  Israel must stop its assault on Gaza, but the Palestinians must also stop being douchebags.  There’s been a lot of anti-Israel sentiments sweeping the US and the world, and it needs to stop.

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Happy New Year.