The Godless, Baby-Killing Sodomite

The war on Christmas continues.  Number one on our list of demands: less Christmas music.

There is nothing this holiday season that will tell you more potently that it’s the holiday season than Christmas music.  It’s everywhere — in the stores, on the radio, on TV, there’s even people who come to your house to sing this shit.  It wouldn’t be a huge problem if Christmas music was diverse enough to warrant its own genre, but as it stands now, there are only twentyish different Christmas songs that play nonstop, all day, everyday.

All we’re demanding is a little break now and then.  Let’s say every other song is “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer” or “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.”  Let’s say we get to hear a little Rage Against the Machine now and then or, your god forbid, some actual Hanukkah music.  We’ve got some great tunes, you know.  “Maoz Zur,” “Ocho Candelitas,” and I don’t have to remind you about “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel.”  There’s also this:

Happy Chanukah, everyone.

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