Dec 21 2008
Your Blog Sucks
How’s the war going, comrades? Have you mugged any Santas from the Salvation Army yet? Keep fighting the good fight.
In case you haven’t been paying attention, I was given a “Lemonade Award” from both khlindsey at Polianic and Pauly T. Kal at Political Rants from the Right for showing “great Attitude and/or Gratitude.” We’re going to change that right now. Although I’m grateful, I just got an unnecessary blog award a couple months ago and strained to find five other blogs that I could pretend were better than my own. And rather than having to discover twenty other blogs to pass the award on to, I’ve opted to end this nefarious scheme here.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I now present to you the uncoveted 2009 Uwe Boll “Your Blog Sucks” Award. Rather than recognizing web logs that provide insightful commentary into the world’s daily happenings , the 2009 Uwe Boll “Your Blog Sucks” Award informs oblivious writers that their attempt to add meaningful dialogue to the Internet has failed.
The 2009 Uwe Boll “Your Blog Sucks” Award is by no means a tool meant to embarass, belittle, or publicly humiliate poor blog writers. It is an award that offers creative criticism to those who are surrounded by commentators too nice to relate the harsh truth. The 2009 Uwe Boll “Your Blog Sucks” Award cannot be given to any blog whose ideology you just happen to disagree with. This award is intended for only the worst of the worst blogs, whose utter lack of proper grammar or well-founded ideas go far beyond the word “stinks,” and settles upon the exclusively terrible category of “sucks.”
I will now mark this historic moment in blogging history by passing on the very first award to allykat of Conservative Ally . Congratulations, allykat, your constant disregard of rational thought and inability to write a post without bolding every other sentence has truly earned you the 2009 Uwe Boll “Your Blog Sucks” Award. Use it in good health.
Now all of you have to give the 2009 Uwe Boll “Your Blog Sucks” Award to a blog that sucks.
Ha! Oh… oh my god I can’t stop laughing… and you left the comment on her blog…
Ever since like my sixth post - http://newsday.today.com/2008/09/07/theres-about-to-be-a-what-blogfight/ - I’ve had my issues with conservativeally. Bill, that was amazing.
ah…now there’s one you will likely never run out of candidates for
Wow, I was just browsing through the blogs, out of sheer boredom, and your post followed one that blew me away. First, may I suggest making the Uwe Boll award a monthly event. The amount of awesomeness would be compounded, to everyone’s benefit. Second, may I offer up this gem: “It seems odd to me that so many people think Christianity - well any religion - should be pulled completely out of politics. Why? Why should we not have moral laws? What is wrong with putting a little morality on the table?” From A California Republican. I challenge anyone to come up with a better example of misbegotten nonsequitors.
We’re planning on putting a big morality on our table for christmas, carve it up, and eat it with gravy. Mmmmmmm nothing like morality on the table!
I’ve just handed out my own Uwe Boll awards for the year, one of which to an old favorite and one to a new competitor. Check it out here