The Godless, Baby-Killing Sodomite

It had a good run.  It’s been what, 1,500 years ?  Cool.  That seems like a good place to end it.

As I’ve mentioned before, there are other holidays out there, and more importantly, other religions .  The crazies can argue all they want that Christmas brings people together, but they’ll never understand what it feels like to get out of Hebrew school on a Wednesday afternoon and be greeted with a deceptively cheery “Merry Christmas” at the nearby arcade.  They’ll never understand the isolation felt in a department store, slathered with green and red ribbons and images of overweight pedophiles in pajamas, smiling, always smiling.  They’ll never understand the betrayal felt as their favorite sitcom characters — the only two-dimensional people they can actually relate to on this earth — sing with smiles, “We’re not like you.”

In the year 2000, only 76.5% of Americans identified themselves as Christian .  That leaves 23.5% of the country wincing everytime Toby Keith opens his mouth in December.  So, we’re taking a stand.

We’re boycotting Wal-Mart , Walgreens, ABC , and all imports from the Arctic Circle.  We’re only reading blogs that refuse to mention the dreaded “C word.”   We’re shouting out of our windows, “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

You’re not angry yet?  Here, watch this:

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