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Dec 14 2008

Oh, That’s Right, I Have Another Blog

Published by bill_finger at 3:22 am under Uncategorized Edit This

So, it’s been a while.  My bad.

There’s just not a whole lot of stuff to complain about right now in the sphere that happens to be political.  Obama won , the California Supreme Court is going to do what they should have done months ago , and an Illinois governor proved that free market capitalism isn’t always the best system .  There’s honestly nothing that godless, baby-killing sodomites can rant about right now without a somewhat-deserved eye roll from the crazies .

But I’ll find a way.  Did you know Wal-Mart doesn’t carry a single menorah, dreidel, or Kwanzaa candle (mishumaa saba, duh)?  The Salvation Army bell ringers/homeless people say “Merry Christmas” over “Happy Holidays,” and every sales sign has been personally approved by Joseph Goebbels .  That should keep me busy for at least another month.

In other news, The Godless, Baby-Killing Sodomite has won a “Lemonade Award ” from khlindsey over at Polianiac , which means I have to find and share ten other blogs and pretend that they’re as good as mine.  Stay tuned.

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4 Responses to “Oh, That’s Right, I Have Another Blog”

  1. # kithlyaraon 14 Dec 2008 at 9:54 am edit this

    Considering the Salvation Army is a Christian based charity, complaining about them saying “Merry Christmas” is like complaining about water being wet.

  2. # threedegreeson 14 Dec 2008 at 11:23 am edit this

    Hey…that reminds me. What the hell is with my water being wet all the time? I was under the impression that water existed in three states: solid, liquid, and gas. Fuckin’ science! I guess if water is just going to be wet all the time I should go back to praying for eggs to boil.

    Seriously though, Bill, we all know Wal-Mart hates “teh Joooz”. Just for kicks, we went into one in Apache Junction wearing yarmulkes, and were immediately set upon by stock clerks who blamed us for the death of Christ. Tough crowd.

  3. # EclecticBirdon 15 Dec 2008 at 9:38 am edit this

    Interesting new template. About Walmart, if you aren’t being funny that sucks. I hope you’re just being a smart ass though.

  4. # bill_fingeron 16 Dec 2008 at 4:40 am edit this

    kthlyara,
    It caused me not to donate 38 cents to them.

    3D,
    Have I told you lately that I love you?

    Birdie,
    The Goebbels thing isn’t true, as far as I know. But we’ll never really know, will we?

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