Oct 28 2008
Pretty Good. Pretty, Pretty Good.
I’ve said it before , I’ve said it again , and I’ll say it one more time: conservatives aren’t funny.
This time I offer you the paranoid ramblings of the brain behind Seinfeld and Curb You Enthusiasm, Larry David. Larry’s concerned that things are going too well for Obama right now and some shit will hit the fan before November 4th. The full article can be read here , but I’ll offer you a little nosh here:
Five times a day I’ll still say to someone, “I don’t know what I’m going to do if McCain wins.” Of course, the reality is I’m probably not going to do anything. What can I do? I’m not going to kill myself. If I didn’t kill myself when I became impotent for two months in 1979, I’m certainly not going to do it if McCain and Palin are elected, even if it’s by nefarious means.
I’ve been feeling the exact same way for the past few weeks now (there’s a reason I write my posts at three in the morning), and I’m just preparing myself for the next smear tactic the red team throws out there. Will it be a sex scandal? An embarrasing YouTube clip from That One’s college days? Or a classic “I served with this guy in Vietnam and he was a dick” routine?
Then there’s all the problems going on with voting already — from political purging to discreet discouragement . Why doesn’t anyone from the red team seem so concerned about a stolen election? Richard Lewis can answer that for you.
One week to go. Serenity now!
I think if McCain wins this election I’ll lose a lot of respect I have for the US election process. He has no real strategy, his ideas for how to progress the US from the mess it’s in is a secret and his team mate is incompetent. Anything else that he may have going for him is secondary.