Oct 25 2008
You All Lose, God Hates You
The contest is over. I still have $666, which means there is no God. And I’m using some of that money to reserve my copy of Who’s Naylin’ Paylin?
After receiving a single entry from a contestant who wishes to remain nameless, the blatant inaction of my millions of readers indisputably asserts that the existence of God cannot be rationally proven. I thank this anonymous reader for her (or his – nah, who am I kidding? — it’s her) attempt, but some godless, baby-killing sodomites just can’t be saved. Let’s just call her. . . “diverseavian.” No, that’s too obvious. Let’s call her “birdofeclecticism.”
Unfortunately, I have bigger problems to deal with now than just religion. This whole contest started when I saw Bill Maher’s Religulous, and became convinced that all religion is a scam that leads to hate and violence. But now I just saw Quarantine, so I’m terrified that as soon as I turn off the light, a zombie’s going to jump out and eat me.
What do you say to that video but….wow.
haha I think that video made me more religious!