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Oct 21 2008

I Want to Give You Money

Published by bill_finger at 4:25 am under Uncategorized Edit This

Either I don’t have enough crazy — ahem, I mean religious – readers or they just don’t like money.  I’m still offering $666 to anyone who can convince me that there is a god who cares about me.  The offer ends on Thursday, October 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 AM (Pacific Time), or until I’ve seen a substantial increase in site traffic (i.e., Christmas).

Meanwhile, I’m becoming godlesser by the minute.

Somebody save me.

As I’ve just shown, I like cartoons , so bonus points to anyone who can convert me with holy animation.  Porn is good, too.  Actually, triple bonus points for any holy cartoon porn (i.e., hentai).

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2 Responses to “I Want to Give You Money”

  1. # threedegreeson 21 Oct 2008 at 9:33 am edit this

    I maintain that my previous suggestion was the best.

  2. # thegreenninjaon 21 Oct 2008 at 3:20 pm edit this

    Love it!

    ps. i find it ironic that two words i must type in to leave this comment are ” white obadiah”

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