Oct 06 2008
I Hate Bill O’Reilly
If you’re like me (a rational, patient, curious, and generally-accepting human being), you hate Bill O’Reilly with every bone in your body. You’re not alone. The FOX “News” pundit whose made an entire career out of being a douchebag to everyone who doesn’t completely agree with him has made countless enemies in an entirely new, virtual culture war. Welcome to the Spin Zone.
First up is OReilly-Sucks.com . The author of this blog attacks everyone on the red team — Republicans, conservatives, Lucifer, and the mascot of them all, William “Fuck it! We’ll do it live! We’ll do it live!” O’Reilly. New posts are added daily and there’s even polls where readers can vote as to which major news network is the most biased and which cable news anchor is hurting America the most (guess who’s winning).
Then there’s the aptly-named SweetJesusIHateBillOReilly.com . This blog, spawned from the obviously unbiased book, Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly , includes links to every stupid thing Billy has done. As you may imagine, it’s frequently updated. The best talking points of the site, however, can be seen in the shop section, which includes official “Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly” T-shirts, mugs, and infant onesies — the perfect gift for that little, godless, baby-killing sodomite in your life.
Now for the cutest, most hateful thing you’ll ever see:
So first… I don’t actually watch Bill but that was a darn funny video and if he’s anything like that…wow. Second…the quote in the first image about every American supporting our military. I agree with that. People join the military to help their country. It isn’t the grunts fault, or their decision, where they end up. We should support our military troops. That doesn’t mean we have to support their mission or the people that send them on those missions.
I think the problem with that quote isn’t what it says but what it probably means. People will make statements that most people can agree with (like that one) but what they mean is something different…in this case dude (I’m assuming here) probably means the mission and not the military. But saying it the way he does makes him seem like the good guy and everyone else like the bad guy. I”m rambling…but did that make sense?
Bill-O needs to be tied to a float with barbed wire and showcased down Polk St. in the San Francisco Gay Pride parade while being flogged with neon pink, spiked rubber chickens by the Village People.
And Clay Aiken’s baby.
Words can’t describe my feelings about Bill O’Reilly. Hate, loathe, spurn, detest, despise, anathematize, none of those have enough feeling for Bill O’Reilly in my book… ok anathematize comes close, but still.