Oct 01 2008
Blame the Jews
On the days when I’m not a godless, baby-killing sodomite, I’m a Jewish, baby-killing sodomite. And so I take great offense when I hear candidates firmly state that we can’t second guess Israel . That we can’t allow a second Holocaust. That we’re idiots.
First off, the very notion of these comments (made by both McSame and Tina Fey) implies that the other guy — the schvartza – wouldn’t mind if another genocide against the Jews took place (after all, he might be a Muslim!). That’s stupid. Second, we must always be willing to second guess Israel. It’s a country, just like any other, with leaders who don’t always represent the majority of the population . Saying we can’t second guess Israel is saying we can’t second guess America.
But these comments aren’t directed towards the twenty-two year old college grad Jews with little interest in blind patriotism. It’s the old kikes. Remember those people we blamed for not knowing how to vote in the 2000 presidential race? Remember those Florida Jews asking, “‘Butterfly’? What butterfly? I’m trying to cast my ballot for the guy who invented the Internet”? They’re still there and they’re still on the red team’s most wanted list .
I will blame the Jews if John McBush is elected on November 4th. But I’ll also blame Barney Frank for making all of us look bad on September 30th. Barney, we’re about to enter the Greater Depression, GI John already grandstanded by calling for a hiatus on his campaign, and you’re concerned about hearing the shofar?
So, call me a “self-hating Jew.” Call me a “JAP.” Call me a “naive Obama-cult member with no understanding of how the world really works.” I’m calling my bubbie to let her know we can trust the black guy.
Shana tova, bitches.
Stumble It!
She’s funny
Oh…and if he were a Muslim….Islam preaches tolerance and acceptance of religions of the book (Christianity and Judaism) I know..that gets lost in translation a lot but..not really the point, right? 
Anywho.
Shana Tova Muthafucka!
Happy 5768!
You can’t knock Barney Frank. I was wrong in one of my posts, he’s not the Andy Rooney of the House, he’s Don Rickles. And it was Roy Blunt that blamed your people for recessing during the holiday, I think Barney Frank just wanted a day or so to not have to look at that piece o’ shite.
oh man sarah silverman is hot… except for that jimmy kimmel thing, but whatev. I’d still take it.