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Sep 20 2008

Jesus Thinks You’re Fat

Published by bill_finger at 4:59 am under Uncategorized Edit This

Jumping from burnt fish sticks to stale tortillas , Jesus Christ, son of God, savior of all mankind, can now be seen on the ceiling of an Arkansas City weight loss center.

SPOILER ALERT!

Jesus actually doesn’t give a shit about your fat ass.

The whole “everyone needs to vote” craze is sweeping the media again, but I’m begging you right now, if you’re one of those people who think Jesus shows up in the form of water stains to give people encouragement to lose weight, please please please do not vote on November 4th.  Do something productive.  Stay home and pray for world peace or to win the lottery.

To everyone else, let’s elect leaders who make decisions based on logic rather than what their greasy foods suggest .

Stumble It!

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One Response to “Jesus Thinks You’re Fat”

  1. Paulyon 21 Sep 2008 at 12:42 am edit this

    I had this potato chip once that had what looked like an image of Satan on it…I ate it anyway…then I started hearing voices telling me to do all kinds of hateful things.

    Luckily, I came across a grilled cheese samich on e-bay that had a pattern of the Virgin Mary burnt in to it. I bought it, ate it, and all was good again! ;)

    Despite our political differences - I’ll have to agree with ya here!

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