The Godless, Baby-Killing Sodomite

Let me introduce you to some of my new friends.  Here’s Basil:

Awww!

Pamela and Harvey:

Aaaawwwwww!

Oswald:

Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!

Selina, Victor, and Edward:

Harley, Jack, and Arnold love soda:

I don’t care if you like Sarah Palin because she sells planes on eBay, or because she’s a working mom, or because she knows where Russia is, or because she charges rape victims for rape kits, or because she isn’t one of the “good ol’ boys,” or because she’s the kind of gal you could see yourself having a beer with.  I care about polar bears.

And in May of this year, the Bush Adminstration showed that they too cared about polar bears and moved to protect the species under the Endangered Species Act.  Not everyone agreed.  Palin sued the Bush Administration because giving the polar bears an “endangered” status would get in the way of drilling for Alaskan gas and oil.  Never mind the fact that scientists claim two-thirds of the polar bear population would disappear in the next 50 years due to rapid ice melting in the Arctic.  Never mind the fact the National Snow and Ice Data Centre reported “that the total Arctic ice cover had melted to its lowest level in modern times, and that if melting rates continued the summertime Arctic could be ice-free within 80 years.”  Then again, Sarah Palin has never really minded global warming.  That can’t be a part of “God’s plan ,” can it?

Sarah Palin’s “Drill, baby, drill” mantra would put all my friends’ lives at risk for a resource we wouldn’t see until 2030 .  What does my friend Bane think of that?

Let it be known that I’m all for killing polar bear fetuses (or feti?).

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