The Godless, Baby-Killing Sodomite

Certain other bloggers drew my attention to the fact that a large number of Americans are putting more faith into a book written thousands of years ago by a bunch of rich men than in the US Constitution.  We haven’t attacked religion on here for a while, and with Sarah Plain claiming that God has a “plan” for America involving the war in Iraq and oil pipelines, it really is time to convince everyone that God doesn’t give a damn about America, or any nation for that matter.

In my experience, the basic principle of conservatism (correct me if I’m wrong) seems to be that God is real and genuinely cares about whatever is happening in the United States of America.

Bullshit.

Let’s get serious, folks.  The universe is larger than our wildest imaginations and older than John McCain.  If an omnipresent, all-knowing being is responsible for this, I highly doubt that he cares what a small nation on a small planet of a small galaxy do.  God doesn’t care if you masturbate.  God doesn’t care if you flush a large sea monkey out of your vagina.  God doesn’t care if you bone a person of the same sex.  God doesn’t care if our soldiers are fighting against people who don’t believe in Him.  God doesn’t care because God gave you free will; and if He really did give a shit about people comparing Him to a black guy with a funny name , He should really update us more than just once every two thousand years.

I’ll let Father George take it from here (who I assure you is not sitting next to an invisible man on a chair made of clouds):

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